indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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Befriend me…?

xrnfnrx:

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.


shymelody18 this has an even bigger flaw… What’s with the 23? Nobody is supposed to like you… #theworldisalie xrnfnrx:

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.


shymelody18 this has an even bigger flaw… What’s with the 23? Nobody is supposed to like you… #theworldisalie

xrnfnrx:

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

shymelody18 this has an even bigger flaw… What’s with the 23? Nobody is supposed to like you… #theworldisalie

bloodhead787:

heir-of-gondor:

bloodhead787:

So ooooo, i straightened my hair and i look like a girl

holy fuck I’m laughing so hard you are incredible

Aren’t I

EASY BREEZY BEAUTIFUL

x

(Source: cocainesmile)

penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

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psyducked:

this brings me back to the DDR era

(Source: desertbluffs)

Played 142121 times.

(Source: meanplastic)

(Source: radophobia)

oddbagel:

anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

I’d like to believe that stabbing happened before the war, but this guy survived and lived on with a knife through his skull for a couple years before dying while choking on a berry after a soldier startled him while he was eating comfortably in his home.

(Source: derwiduhudar)